Die Bush-Blair Shit-Achse

für die Nachwelt zum Festhalten, wie sich die Hohe Kunst der Reduktion von Komplexitäten bei Regierungschefs in der Praxis angewandt intellektuell und sprachlich niederschlägt oder besser gesagt, sich anhört (bei 1:42 gehts los..):

(Mann, was der Bush für ein Bauer ist, unglaublich…)

BBC Übersetzung des mit vollem Mund sprechenden US-Chiefs:

Bush: And thanks for the sweaters – I know you picked em out yourself…
Blair: Oh yes absolutely – in fact I knitted it!!!
(laughter)

Bush: What about Kofi Annan – he seems all right. I don’t like his ceasefire plan. His attitude is basically ceasefire and everything sorts out…. But I think…
Blair: Yeah the only thing I think is really difficult is that we can’t stop this without getting international presence agreed. I think what you guys have talked about which is the criticism of the [inaudible word]. I am perfectly happy to try and see what the lie of the land is, but you need that done quickly because otherwise it will spiral.

Bush: Yeah I think Condi’s [US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice] gonna go soon.
Blair: Well that’s all that matters but if you… You see at least it gets it going.

Bush: I agree it’s a process…I told her your offer too.
Blair: Well it’s only if she needs the ground prepared as it were. If she goes out she HAS to succeed whereas I can just go and…

Bush: You see the irony is what they need to is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s all over…
Blair: Dunno… Syria….

Bush: Why?
Blair: Because I think this is all part of the same thing…

Bush: (with mouth full of bread) Yeah
Blair: Look – what does he think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine. If you get a solution in Israel and Palestine. Iraq goes in the right way

Bush: Yeah – he’s [indistinct] Blair: Yeah…. He’s had it. That’s what all this is about – it’s the same with Iran

Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to call, to get on the phone to Assad and make something happen.
Blair: Yeah

Bush: [indistinct] blaming Israel and [indistinct] blaming the Lebanese government….

Eine Script zu dem Teil vor Kofi gibts bei Problematik.net: george bush: yo blair how are you doing?