Mrs. Jones goes to visit her gynecologist. „I’m baffled,“ he tells her. You’ve been married three times, but I find that you are still a virgin.“ Well, she says, „my dear first husband Charles had a heart attack and died on the first night of our honeymoon and the marriage was never consumated.“ Then, she explains, „my second husband, George, turned out to be gay so we never had relations.“ And her third husband, she tells him, „is in public relations. So all he does is sit on the side of the bed and tell me how great it’s going to be.„…
via BL Ochman
